And so the rumors accrue, hardening the image of Wilder the cynic, Wilder the man-hater and woman-scorner.
Who else would bother to assert that his bad back, which has plagued him throughout his career, was brought on by an urge to make love in Viennese doorways, standing up?
(Who else, reliving his career as a cub reporter in Vienna, would claim to have interviewed Richard Strauss, Arthur Schnitzler, and Sigmund Freud on a single day?
) Still, if the facts don't fit the legend, print the legend and to hell with it; what matters about the breakfast story is that it right—the wisecrack zipping across the room and drowning the crunch of toast.
[Intro] Okay, on this computer, gon' see what it do "Paul, you've got maaaaail" Let's see what new e-mails I've got Hit me on this e-mail, I'mma hit 'em back, see what it do What they talkin 'bout Well I got me a couple pictures on this e-mail too We gon' see what they talkin 'bout mayne, okay [Paul Wall] I'm comin straight up outta that chatroom, and live from the message board I'm at the crib all by myself, chatting online when I'm bored Oh my Lord, Black Planet got all the and all the freaks I'll get your page and send a note, then hit me back when it's time to creep I'm trying to reach this girl Monique, her screen name is Chyna Doll She's light brown with big thighs, and standing five foot seven tall If she don't call me it's okay, I'll hit up Sexy Eyez02 Sophomore at TSU, and she run track, that's what it do I'll send a note to my girl Crystal, she Shooti NStarr99 She uploaded some sexy pictures and oh my God that girl is fine Wine and dine, but not this time, I pimp the keyboard, I'm online Talkin fly in the chatroom, my conversation is goin down Where you from? Lil' momma sho' talkin nice I tell her meet me at U of H right by the towers later on tonight I'm sendin all my girls a kite, I'm tryin to find some internet hype Just hit me up on my Sidekick, I'm signin off and I'm switchin the site [Hook] "I've got the internet goin nuts" "I-I-I've got the internet goin nuts" "P-P-Paul Wall baby, what'chu know 'bout me" "I'm on that five nine Southlea baby, holla at me" [Paul Wall] Okay I signed on to this Dallas Peeps, on the hunt for a couple freaks I'm logged on and I'm ready to chat, where you at let's meet and great These sexy at UNT, I'm sendin e-notes talkin fly If you lookin for late night love, holla at me girl I'm your guy I met a girl on College Club, her screen name was Jazzy Brown She told me when I come to her town, to hit her up and it's going down She e-mailed me this old picture before she had her baby boy I was ready to pay her a visit, she used to look like Ke-Toi But, one too many Almond Joys, I went and seen this girl in person But when that big opened the door I damn near started crying and cursin' (Damn) Just too many Megabytes and not enough Roadrunner But big girls need love too, so I beat it up like Royal Rumble Sheeeit, lil' momma looked like a whale she broke the scale I told her baby I gotta bail, I won't tell if you won't tell What the hell, the first minute I got in range of the nearest Dell I changed my screenname and my number, this internet pimpin still prevails [Hook] [Paul Wall] So I log on to the Facebook, I'm tryin to find me a good look I'm lookin for a lil' one night love, I throw the bait and they bite the hook I holla at that boy Goo, my potnah puttin me up on game He let me know which girls are freaks and e-mailed me they screennames I hit 'em up like it ain't no thang, how you do and it's nice to meet'cha Late night a few e-mails later I'm knockin senorita out her sneakers Check me out on my own website, DJPaul Hit me up on that home board and we can chat baby all night long What's the scoop you goin to school? Download my computer love, and get a taste of my hard drive I'm on the search for cybersluts, lookin at pics on in the mix Tryin to find a computer check with a webcam that'll make a flick Hit me up on that AOL, Instant Messenger what it do My DSL is fast as lightning on the hunt for this mooshu You got some partners that's just like you?
If you're new, the Lobby is a great place to get started.[Intro - Sample from "Summer in the City" by The Lovin' Spoonful] Hot town, summer in the city Back of my neck gettin dirty and gritty I've been down, isn't it a pity?Doesn't seem to be a shadow in the city All around, people lookin half dead Walkin on the sidewalk, hotter than a match headdddd (*gunshots*) [Break - Chamillionaire] I'm gangsta, yep, you can never play me Got the goons with me, not a Army, we a Navy I'm gangsta, yep, you can never play me Terrorizin suckers on the internet daily I'm gangsta, yep, you can never play me Log on to the 'net and I'm a be online waitin I'm gangsta, so gangsta I don't give a damn about these rappers, they don't pay me [Verse 1 - Chamillionaire] Let me set him straight You say one more word Chamillionaire, I swear to God (God) I'm a click this mouse pad at your career so damn hard (hard) I'm a type this keyboard 'til you admit that you a fraud I would post my address but I ain't tryin to catch a charge (nah) You respond to me on Twitter, I'll let you know what it is (boy) I don't want you to follow me cause you'll be all up in my biz (yeah) I don't follow nobody that put up stuff this isn't his I'm a steal one of them candy cars and drive it off a bridge, cause you weird (weird) Always kickin knowledge like you smart (smart) Your Twitter questions really just require too much thought (huh?The old ho scolded him for boozing, but it angered him even more.
He jumped onto the bed and started ripping her clothes off.
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